If you have read the email going around about the number "11"<br>for the past few weeks, you will love David's response<br>to it.<br>I don't know who David is, but his response is hilarious!!!<br>Make sure you read beyond the Original Letter!<br><br>Original Letter:<br><br>The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11<br>September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11<br>After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.<br>119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11<br>Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11<br>The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11<br>I Have More.......<br>State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union<br>New York City - 11 Letters<br>Afghanistan - 11 Letters<br>The Pentagon - 11 Letters<br>Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the<br>attack at the WTC in 1993)<br>Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11<br>Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11<br><br><br><br>Dave's response:<br><br>Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in<br>the name "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you<br>in a few weeks.<br><br>Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11<br>letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are<br>after me! ME! I can't believe it!<br><br>Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could<br>hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!<br><br>Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There<br>are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."<br><br>I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters<br>in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.<br><br>I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11<br>letters in it, too! Can someone help?<br><br>Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL"<br>has 11 letters....<br><br>Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???"<br>Eleven letters!!<br><br>Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL<br>DIE ALONE" has 11 letters.....<br><br>Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our<br>Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!<br><br>~ Dave<br><br>PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also. <br><br>Ist doch toll oder!??!  ;D   |